Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cos today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie 'Cos in my castle I'm the freaking man
Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cos I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cos today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all, nothing at all
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X With a really nice girl, have some really nice sex And she's gonna scream out This is great (Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around And get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cos I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cos today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 'Cos I ain't going anywhere No...
I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah...
Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cos today I swear I'm not doing anything